Mad Men: Oh Peggy

So I found this show called Mad Men on Netflix...hesitant at first, I'm on Season 1: Episode 13. Honey, Peggy went to the doctor because she was feeling sick. Why did this hussy go into labor!? Honey! This was right after her promotion from secretary to junior copywriter and this show is set in 1960 so this was very big for her. She didn't even know she was pregnant. I was sitting here for 13 episodes wondering why in the hell she was so fat all of a sudden...I figured the actress was going through something in real life. That's just the tip of the iceberg: The baby's father is married...she just spread her legs on his couch in the office because, well...she's young and didn't know any better AND they hate each other now...it's all just a hot mess... I just wanted to share with you all out there. I will be watching this for a few days I suppose; there are four seasons on Netflix.

Now if you know me, you know one thing I love besides Krispy Kreme is Anglo-Coonery yeah I said it

So far, this has been the only thing on the show to get me snapping my fingers and filling my glass...everyone else's infidelity, coonery, etc. was predictable.

If you're wondering...she had a boy...and didn't even want to hold him. I am now a devout fan of this show.

-RB

Again

This is the view from my grandmother's hospital room...and my cafeteria banana pudding. She had open heart surgery last week, recovered wonderfully and went back to the ICU for a collapsed lung. After the chest tube was put in, things got better and they finally put her in a normal room...well now, she's needs surgery because the lung is punctured...been home 72 hours, flying right back.

THE BOONDOCKS IS RETURNING FOR A 4TH SEASON!!!

http://screenrant.com/the-boondocks-season-4-announced-kofi-125008/
Just follow that link... I'm excited even though it will probably take one million years to get finished. It seems to be something to look forward to every two years.

PRAISE WHITE JESUS

Amy Amy Amy

This will forever be my favorite performance form her...

RugRats Bad Reality

Came across this on the net... I was a big fan of the RugRats...if this is true... I'm scarred for life...



The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica’s Imagination.

Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that’s why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that’s why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn’t figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins
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As for “All Grown Up” Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic who, as a teenager became addicted to various Narcotics, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations she obsessed over, because of time lapse between the present and the last time she interacted with her creations, she made them older, Angelica was constantally taking hits of acid, so she would never have to live without her creations who were her only company, in a judgemental world

Angelica’s mom actually died of a heroine overdose, Angelica was schizophrenic/bipolar because she was a crack baby, additionaly Drew in his depression married a gold digging whore, that Angelica idolized because she fooled herself into thinking it was her real mom, but always had a concept of her mom, Cynthia, and took a barbie doll, and made it after her mom’s image, wearing an unwashed oranged dress, and having jacked up hair, which is why she was so attached to it, later in life she followed in her mom footsteps w/ drugs and everything, dieing of overdose at age 13 when All Grown Up! was “canceled”

The only rugrat not to be fictional however, was unborn Tommy’s brother Dil, however Angelica didnt know the differace between Dil and her creations, Dil didnt follow her commands, after endless crying and a refusal to disapear like the others did when angelica was angry with them, she hit him. And she hit him, screaming a screaching tune, Stu ran in and pulled his neice off of his only child, but it was too late, he had a brain hemerage, which resulted in a deformation, as he grew up his damage only became more evident, by the time he was 9 in All Grown Up! He lived as an outcast, being ridiculed for his weirdness, and retardation, the immense guilt over this is what led to her drug use and is what led Angelica to un-create the rugrats breifly, until her expericance w/ hallucinogenics.

On a trip to Paris to find love, Chaz married a hooker named Kira (He was actually going to marry a differant hooker, but she just wanted him for his money), who had a daughter named Kimi that was torn from her because she was a cocaine addict (Angelica imagined her from Kira’s stories), he lost his mind after the death of his wife and was in denial that she was ever prostitue, upon return to America, Chaz and Kira married and she got her greencard, it was actually a really happy/romantic story, Kira continually stuggled with addiction, but was relatively happy w/ her life, and Chaz

Suzie was actually Angelica’s only friend, who entertained the thought of Angelica’s creations, for her, She later became a phycologist and teamed up w/ Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats! When Angelica died of drug overdose, she helped arrange her funeral, Angelica’s death was sad, because of her addiction, she was expelled from society, which lead to a break with reality, and her eventual death, she spent the last days of her life in the back of the school cafeteria, imagining friends around her, and playing with the lives of her creations.

She died March 5, 1994, tag your friends if you were throughly mindraped, this is the truth behind your childhood.



I don't believe, I won't believe...I can't.

91 Centimeters From Myself

This is my favorite short film...ever

Their First Bath

Gryff and Sly's first bath. They would come out whenever I left, but so far they are still afraid of me...yes, I have ducks...and some other animals. No, I don't live on a farm.

Who Run The World?

I absolutely love this...and I listen to it more than the Beyonce version(read: if I ever hear the Beyonce version, it's by accident) I hope you all enjoy. Oh how I love the gheys.

The Baddest Lacefront In The Game

#1   Bask in it

When Keeping It Real Goes Awry: To Catch a Predator

This has to be the most hilarious to catch a predator I've seen to date. Does the guy in the end not look like the muppet Beaker!?

Venti Dos: Cereal Edition

I'm listening to Pink Floyd's "Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast"
because I'm better than you
and I've decided to list my top twenty-two cereals. I guess you can listen to the song as well, while you read the list. Imagine me judging you depending on which is finished first.

22. Reese's Puffs

21. Kix

20. Frosted Flakes

19. Crispix

18. Cap N Crunch

17. Peanut Butter Cap N Crunch

16. Apple Jacks

15. Cheerios

14. Honeynut Cheerios

13. Honey Bunches of Oats

12. Frosted Mini Wheats

11. Corn Pops

10. Cap N Crunch Crunch Berries

9. Corn Flakes

8. Raisin Bran

7. Cocoa Puffs

6. Lucky Charms

5. Trix[I usually eat these while watching Inglorious Basterds... no idea why.]

4. Golden Grahams

3.Fruit Loops

2. Rice Krispies

1. Rice Krispies Treats Cereal: This is bar far the greatest fucking cereal on the planet.

Binomial Nomenclature: A Twin's Story

I just like catchy titles so this may be like Gorillaz's "Clint Eastwood" ...not exactly about Clint Eastwood. The lovely photo is of none other than Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. I just had a quick rant of sorts. I can't stand when twins' names rhyme or link. While millions of parents are sitting at home right now  so proud, feeling so superior/intelligent for little Sarah and Cara or Natasha and Natisha or Mike and Ike many of my kind simply sit there and give the side eye. Perhaps little Bill and Will haven't grown up to run a billion dollar industry because they're too cliche? Hmm?
When Lindsay Lohan first came out, everybody agreed that if she was really a twin, little Halle and Annie would have blown the Olsens out of the water...a few crack pipes later, we casually whistle and walk away. However, the image of those bright eyed, Shining-Like girls wont forever be etched in our minds. Why? Twins with completely different personas are like green ketchup: something seems a little off but it's effin great. We want diversity where we shouldn't have it! If I have twins, oh they will be so opposite that it won't be until a person leaves the room and returns just to ask, "Wait... are you twins?" To which my inevitably sarcasm endowed offspring will reply, "Nope." Oh it will be grand.

Prince William Gets Presents

This is from the old blog, I didn't want to lose it, so pretend it's new...
As I was going over daily gossip[read:the news] I stumbled upon this poll asking if Prince William and Kate should forgo wedding gifts for charity. My answer is ABSOLUTELY NOT! When Willy was a tiny sperm swimming around in a sack, he was NOT in there demanding to be Royal. As for Kate, is it her fault she's got goodies to land a Prince? No! They get to have a wedding like everybody else[who has weddings] and they get to get a waffle iron like everybody else. Is it their fault that the waffle iron will be made of platinum, encrusted with diamonds, say "waffle" in 43 different languages, end world hunger, and sacrifice every first born if provoked? No! They just got lucky. That's not being insensitive; the only insensitive act is anyone who feels they should forgo wedding gifts. Why? Because you didn't get a $30,000,000 pillow hand-sewn, woven with the tears of Christ? Please, some have and some are without. The last thing I'm going to be thinking about on my wedding day is charity; I'm going to be wondering how I won't get chocolate, from the fountain, on my dress and if I got really cool salt & pepper shakers from Ikea[do they sell those? Wouldn't they be great?]. What happens when Kate gets pregnant? Don't throw her a baby shower, she can buy her own gifts...donate gifts to charity. Um, no? That makes absolutely no sense.  Well I'm ranting...it just really bothered me.

You Weren't Going To Watch It Anyway: Craigslist Killer

So I was supposed to be posting a review on a track by the great Poet Laureate, Kanye West. However, I'm watching the Craigslist Killer on Lifetime. I was fine with it until he carved a hole in his MED SCHOOL ANATOMY text book to hide his gun. I do NOT condone defacing textbooks. The only thing I could think of at that moment was, "Self, how is he supposed to sell that back?" Ah yes; even out of undergrad I am still concerned.

Dark Fantasy: Twisted Fiction, Sick Addiction

Okay, so I'm listening to it right now because I use music as an away message on skype so no one will call me. It starts off with Onika Miraj murdering the British accent like it's nobody's business. She's talking about the original Cinderella fairytale:

You might think you've peeped the scene 
you haven't 
The real ones far to mean 
The watered down one 
The one you know 
Was made up centuries ago 
It made it sound all wack and corny 
Yes, it's awful, blasted boring 
Twisted fiction 
Sick addiction 
Well gather round children 
Zip it listen!

Then Teyana Taylor belts out some random notes asking me if I can get much higher while I sit here confused, as I am not high at all. I'm lying in bed with a macbook on my chest. Kanye finally comes in, no idea what he's talking about so I keep starting the song over. His hot rhymes this verse? Chicago, Murcielago, blow, hablo, diablo, bravado, model, Serrato...BREAK while Amber Rose yells at me for not having any Yeezy when I clearly do since I'm listening to this song in my itunes...back to know, flow, Philo, and hollow. Then Teyana Taylor comes back asking my that damn question again. Sidenote, do you follow her on Twitter? She got upset last night because her boyfriend broke up with her, she says because she's a virgin. It's not because she's a virgin, it's because she wasn't trying to lose her car anytime soon. Put them big titties away if you're not gonna let him suck him. It's that easy.  Anyway, back to the song Master West starts going on about something again... one line I caught just now was"at the mall there was a séance; just kids no parents. He somehow makes that rhyme and it is fine, we don't question it because he is probably one of the greatest Poet Laureates of my lifetime. Anyway he starts singing without the autotune and my soul dies a little but I hear how adorable he sounds and it gives me life! CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER!? It's a rather short song being the first one on the track, however I put it on my Xbox 360 and let me just say it sounds awesome in the background of first person shooter games. I basked in the ambiance. As the first song it works because I got through the whole thing [I have ADD] and I even let it go on to track two which I suppose I shall review next(read: don't hold your breath), it is called Gorgeous although I don't remember it being about anything gorgeous. On a scale of 1 to Beatles, this song on the album is definitely an 8 just because I didn't like being yelled at and Onika's British is as good as Gigli.

The one I own has a ballerina on the cover. Wikipedia says there's a few covers...

Greetings

So I was on blogger, deleted my account, went to wordpress, didn't know what the hell was going on, and came back here. I am upset because youaintnonerd.blogspot.com was taken and that fuck shit user hasn't posted since 2008...so, thouaintnonerd.blogspot.com must do...welp, enjoy.